The Most Powerful Woman in the Room Still Needs Recess.

Your sensitivity deserves a playground, not a protocol.

A note for the overachieving, over-functioning, hyper-aware woman

YOUR SERIOUSNESS IS KILLING YOUR VIBE.

Yes, you're the CEO. Yes, you're out here girl-bossing solo and doing a phenomenal job. And also... you need help. Real help. Not the kind that has you lying on a grey, crusty couch being asked where you feel that in your body. That approach isn't cutting it anymore. And honestly? It was never built for someone like you. Because you're too smart to unmask in a system that can't hold your complexity.

You're psychic. You can't out-logic your own sensitivity and you can't outrun it either. If you keep trying, it will catch up with you. Usually in the form of an autoimmune flare, a burnout spiral, or another loss you didn't see coming.

Working smarter or harder won't help. Recalibrating your ambition to work in easeful alignment with your female body will.

Self healing work, but make it playful.

Here's the thing: you're taking this too seriously. And that's exactly why you're stuck.

The heavy, clinical, "go inward and report back" approach was designed for someone who isn't already picking up on everyone else's energy in the room. For you, it just creates more noise.

What you actually need is self-inquiry that doesn't feel like a second job. Something that works with your sensitivity instead of trying to manage it into submission.

You've found it here.

Are you ready to rediscover your whimsy?

We created Psychic Kindergarten because we were (and still are) the weird kids.

The ones who felt everything, picked up on everything, and sensed more than we could explain. No one told us that we were psychic, or that it was a skill we could harness and wield. So we learned to override it, perform through it, and become high-functioning anyway. HELLO MASKING.

From the outside, we looked fine. Inside, we were carrying way too much that wasn’t ours.

Both of us hit a point where we could no longer keep absorbing everything around us like emotional sponges at a party we never wanted to attend. We were done with over-carrying, over-feeling, and over-functioning.

We wanted something that felt impossible: to reclaim our energy, to stop just "surviving" and actually have clarity and agency in where our lives were headed.

Owning our psychic awareness changed the game. But still, it felt like work. Another job to do. We were still way too serious for our own good.

So we made the thing we both needed in the first place.

It turns out you life is way more fun with crayons, juice boxes, nap-time nervous system resets, snack-break somatics, and circle time for your intuition. This school was born from that whimsy.

It’s for sensitives, creatives, intuitives, seekers, and empaths who are ready to come back into their bodies, anchor into their power, and learn how to direct their energy for themselves, without losing the play, humor, and aliveness along the way.

⋒ PSYCHIC KINDERGARTEN LESSON PLAN ⋒

WEEKLY LIVE CLASSES TO HELP YOU FIND YOURSELF

🧃 MAGIC CARPET MEDITATION 101
Learn the basics of working with energy tools for self-healing so you can stop over-healing everyone else and finally come back to yourself. A guided return to your own inner world: simple, playful, but surprisingly powerful.
🌙 MOON CIRCLE (Friendship Recess)
A monthly connection and relational healing circle for emotional safety, inner child repair, and learning how to be in group energy without losing yourself. This is where you relearn how to belong without over-functioning, over-explaining, or disappearing to keep the room comfortable.
🎶 THE LISTENING ROOM (Breathwork + Music Class for Your Nervous System)
You lie back with your blanket and let music, breath, and sound help your body release what it’s been holding and become your sanctuary again.
🌈 AURA CLEAN-UP TIME (Gold Star Glow-Up for Your Energy Field)
Lie back on the rainbow carpet and receive an energy cleanse for your aura and nervous system. This is your energetic reset: a soft clearing of what you’ve been carrying that's not yours. You’re going to be like: how does she know that about me? I feel so seen, so light. Like I just got a cosmic gold star.

Our Favorite Highlights:

→ classes are at the same time every week (no scheduling overload)

→ you get two psychic teachers with different styles to sample from

→ everything is attuned to the female physiology and cycle

→ our school is fun like watching a rom com

ON DEMAND ACCESS TO PAST CLASSES:

FROM THE MOUTH OF BABES

What our students are saying...

Who Is Psychic Kindergarten For?

For the sensitive soul ready to heal

You're consistently thinking "What the hell am I supposed to do next?"

If you're hyper-attuned to other people's "vibes"

You're the "weird one" in your friend group who likes to track your moon cycle, pull oracle cards, and cut your own hair.

You wish you could just shut your brain off for a bit and take a break.

You were the kid who made "potions" out of leaves, mud, and berries.

You get excited over angel numbers, dream interpretation, and spirit animals but aren't sure what they really mean.

You wish you could give yourself a time-out just to get a break from everyone else's emotional baggage.

You're ready to be part of a club where everyone's the cool kid - especially you.

MEET your teachers

Kristy & Alexandria

Hi! I'm Kristy and I’m a spiritual teacher, clairvoyant healer, and wannabe CareBear™. I spent 15 years in corporate marketing, which, honestly, was a bit of a mystical disguise for the curious, energy-sensitive soul I’ve always been. No matter what job I had, I was always teaching, mentoring, and helping people navigate the unseen layers of their lives. Now, I get to do that full-time. My superpower is helping women reconnect with play, ease, flow, and their own divine wisdom. My favorite part? Watching people awaken to the subtle energies shaping their everyday experiences and realize how powerful and intuitive they truly are.

Hi! I'm Alexandria I’m a master clairvoyant energy healer, empowerment photographer, and spiritual counselor. After losing my mom and going through the end of my marriage, I realized it was time to reclaim my life — and do it on my own terms, rooted in rhythm, pleasure, sovereignty, and spiritual expansion. I love guiding people across the thresholds of their wildest dreams and helping them remember who they truly are. I’ve been an entrepreneur since 21, running a photography business, and when my mediumship gifts awakened, everything changed. That’s what led me to this work: helping women collapse karmic timelines and step fully into their power.

Together, we bring over a decade of experience in intuitive development, energetic healing, teaching, and transformation — and we’re here to guide you in awakening your gifts and reclaiming your energy from the inside out.

Frequently Asked Questions

BECAUSE CURIOSITY IS THE FIRST STEP

Do I need to have psychic abilities already?

Not at all - everyone has access to their intuition, we’re here to help you discover and strengthen it.

Do I need to be good at meditation?

You don’t need to be a master meditator. We understand that everyone has busy minds and it’s not always easy to sit still and quiet in meditation, especially in a female body. That’s why we teach it differently, with simple and playful grounding and centering tools that you can adapt for your lifestyle.

Can psychic teachers read my mind?

Nope! We’re not in your head. We read energy with your permission, not private thoughts.

What if I end up not being able to sense or see anything?

That’s totally normal at first. With time you’ll learn how to recognize your unique way of receiving intuitive information.

Will I open myself up to negative energy?

In class, we create a safe, grounded, and supportive environment. You’ll also be guided through practices that strengthen your energetic boundaries and protection, so you can explore your gifts with clarity and confidence while feeling secure in the process.

Do I have to believe in a specific religion or spiritual tradition?

No, our work is inclusive. We focus on energy awareness and intuitive development, not dogma.

How long does it take to develop psychic skills?

It varies, but you’ll start noticing shifts right away. Like any skill, practice and consistency deepen your results.

Can I become a professional psychic after receiving this certificate?

This program gives you a strong foundation in intuitive tools and psychic practices, and many students do begin offering readings after completing the program. At the same time, intuitive development is a lifelong journey. You’ll graduate with skills you can use right away, while also being invited to keep deepening your practice if you want to become a professional practitioner.

What if I'm skeptical?

Skepticism may present itself. All we ask is for openness to practice and notice what shifts for you. We are calling in students who are a full body yes to validating energy.

What if I don't think I'm "intuitive" enough to do this?

Everyone is intuitive, it’s part of being human. For some, intuition shows up as a gut feeling, for others it’s images, words, or simply “knowing.” In this program, we’ll help you recognize how your intuition naturally works, and give you tools to strengthen it over time. You don’t need to come in “gifted,” you just need curiosity and willingness to practice.

Is this program only for women? Will training be available for men?

Our membership is open to everyone, and we welcome all who feel called. That said, our first certification cohort (launching in spring 2026) will be limited to females, with plans to open the school to males in the future based on interest and alignment. In the meantime, we also plan to offer other experiences open to all, such as guided meditations and drop-in workshops.

Is there anyone this membership is not for?

This training may not be for you if you are currently taking antipsychotic medications, are under psychiatric supervision, or have been administered a mental health diagnosis that requires you to maintain consistent psychiatric supervision with a licensed professional. Psychic School is for educational purposes only. This course is not designed to treat severe mental health conditions.

YOU ALREADY KNOW

You felt something reading this. That's not a coincidence.

You've been the most perceptive person in every room you walked into, and you've been doing it completely alone.

Psychic Kindergarten is where you finally get to be the student. Soft. Curious. Held. No more white-knuckling your way through your own sensitivity. Just you, learning to work with what you've always had.

(Your nervous system already exhaled.)